Hotel MİKLAGORD

Overall Rating: ⭐️ (1/5 Stars - Because zero isn't an option) Let's start with the only positive: the Milklagord Istanbul suits its price point and I mean that in the most ironic way possible. If you are looking for a true "adventure" in budget accommodation, where every morning feels like a triumph just for making it to checkout, this is your spot. The Horror: • The Room: "Outdated" would be a generous compliment. The room was a monument to questionable design and deferred maintenance. Think mismatched furniture, suspicious stains, and a persistent, damp odor that seemed to challenge the existence of fresh air. The concept of "comfort" was entirely optional, and the soundproofing was non-existent, meaning you'll get a real-time audio tour of the surrounding city and every floor above you. • The Facilities (or Lack Thereof): Everything felt flimsy, temporary, or actively broken. I wouldn't trust the elevator in a foot race, and the lobby gave off heavy "escape room" vibes. • The Location: While technically in Istanbul, its relationship with convenience is strained. You might be near things, but getting to them feels like an unnecessarily complex journey. The Price Point Perspective (Haha): Here’s the thing: when you pay bottom-dollar, you temper your expectations. I did, and yet the Milklagord still managed to surprise me with its level of commitment to being absolutely horrible. If your budget is this restrictive, you can at least laugh about the experience afterward. It's a cheap roof, and it technically kept the rain out, which is the bare minimum required for a shelter. Conclusion: If you require a place to sleep that is not a park bench, and you view minor discomforts as character-building exercises, the Milklagord Istanbul is available. For everyone else, I strongly recommend finding another, marginally more expensive hotel. But hey, it was cheap! And for that, I give it one pity star.

Эконом номер, очень маленький, тесный. Чайник был, стаканов не было. Горячая вода была, постельное чистое, полотенце ок. На цокольном этаже, полуподвал. При этом там тихо, не слышно шума с улицы, спал хорошо. За свои деньги пойдёт.

We arrived at the hotel and was given a room that looked like it was in the basement- very smelly and humid. Horrible. asked if they have another room available and was asked for extra 780 TL . happy to pay so i could get out of that hell. wanted to pay by card but he requested cash... did not get receipt. i presume this is a strategy with the horrible room so the receptionist can get extra straight in his pocket. i will NEVER come back or recommend. the hotel is extremely run down and staff not helpful at all.