If you are looking to waste 550 EUR on getting annoyed and hustled by an angry little Italian "boss", it is the right place for you.
Lets start with the positives:
-The location is 5 stars, it is directly by the port, with the balcon is overseasing both, the bay and the beautiful houses across. This is literaly the ONLY thing that could justify 550 EUR a night.
Now the so-so parts:
-The apartments are more in the 3 stars direction. They have been refubrished and they have some stylish elements. However, they have not been maintained and the style is nowhere near a real interior designer's level, simply some smart "Ikea" solutions. The bathroom of Room 402 is never photographed, probably because its extremely small. You hit your shoulders in the tiny shower cabin and it has zero flair. The electric roof on the balcony doesnt work and it is stucked in one position, so you either have full sun or full rain in your face (plus if you are over 180cm you cant even stand up on your balcony without hitting your head). The whole balcony was never serviced nor maintained, it was once done and then left like that (same can be said about the apartment). It doesnt have ANY TV or MUSIC SYSTEM or any Media Solution, the Wifi signal is so weak that you can only catch it from your entrance (not in the bedroom or the kitchen), and it doest have a fridge, so you cant even keep a bottle of water cold. The pillows were comfortable, but all in all it is NOWHERE NEAR 5 star and NOWWHERE NEAR 550 EUR level at all.
And now the HORROR:
-It seems to be a one man show, from a "manager" called Enrico. Who is the ruddest person you will meet. Imagine an Italian BASIL FAWLTY , just without any charme or humor. Just an incredible unwelcoming rude person. He writes emails without any "hi, please, thank you, bye" and IGNORES questions and requests even if you write to him twice about it. (by the way for 550 EUR dont expect any help with parking or getting your luggage down from parking). He refused our request of checking out half an hour later (YOU HAVE TO GO BY 11AM he said.....which is absolutely ridiculous, 11AM check-out is 3 stars, his way of communication is zero star). and He charges for a bottle of water (in a 550 EUR apartment, you dont get a welcome bottle of still water). There are some old bags of random cheap tea, that he offers as "complimentary" but he wrote me on whatsapp that we need to pay for the extra Nespresso capsule (we were only allowed to take two, not 3)
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