Where do I even start… we are still here and are actually for once looking forward to going home!! Let’s start with this hotel is not 4 or 5 star. The maximum id give it is 3 star and that’s generous. Rooms: Dull, a family room is one double bed plus a crappy pull out sofa. Air con works on and off I literally HATE the shower. The curtain doesn’t hold the water in and it goes absolutely everywhere. Balcony is 2 crappy plastic seats. Housekeeping can show up at 9… or 3 .. or anytime of day and be annoyed if you are in your room. All inclusive: Basic food. All the same. It’s boring. Every single night. The kids have gotten bored of pizza and pasta. Drinks: laughable options. Don’t drink the wine. It’s like drinking acid, utterly revolting. Get a beer if you don’t mind 50% froth. Oh… and find somewhere you can actually get your drink on the all inclusive. You can’t do that on the terrace of the news cafe, which is the nicest place to sit!! Also ridiculous times - 7pm is earliest, kids starving and tired by then. When we arrived the place was really full and people were literally barging me out of the way. Pools: Cold, dirty and all salt water. It’s not a swim up bar either so don’t believe that rubbish!! Everyone reserves a bed and don’t show up for hours so there’s nowhere to sit. The floors hurt and are filthy. The beach is littered with cigarettes. No one respects space, so they will pull up right next to you despite other places available. It’s not a sandy beach, it’s a dirty small pebble beach. Everywhere smells of smoke and wee. They’ve just set up a Texas holdem game on the first floor… stinks of cigars, people everywhere , congregating right by the rooms, we are devastated we weren’t told and praying the night won’t be noisy! Kids club Friendly staff but never stick to the planned activities. So if your kids like colouring for 2 hours at a time then it’s perfect. Kids running in and out so they have no idea who they are looking after. Kids disco is always late and they play the same 5 songs Entertainment: there is none… it’s sooooo boring! Singers in the news cafe - that’s it. And even then they just make the sounds of the song as they don’t know the words. Positives: only saving grace is the all inclusive meal you can have at the news cafe and Pefko. The portion sizes are out of control but very nice. Bed by 9 every night dreading the next day and we still have 4 out of 11 nights to go… Never again.
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