Chandos Premier Folkestone (Channel Tunnel) Hotel

"I'm going to try to be kind. I was phoned to enquire about my arrival time so took the opportunity to ask about the negative reviews that I'd unfortunately seen after I'd booked. "Just vindictive", I was told. "You can make your own mind up". So I had inadvertently presented him with an opportunity to revisit the presentation of the room, in advance of my arrival, to avoid another negative review... Free parking? Yes, on the road opposite, provided you're away in time. The room had a double and a single squeezed in. There were a few hairs when I pulled back the sheets to the double so I chose the single, which was clean and perfectly adequate. The shower area looked nasty and unmaintained, full of mould and holes but it worked and I had a perfectly adequate shower. Some parts of the room had been cleaned, others hadn't - no cockroaches though. However, there was a huge spider's web above the double bed and one of the lights wasn't working. Wanna rough it and pay twenty quid less than anywhere else? You could manage, especially if your expectations are sufficiently lowered to begin with. As it's not possible to award zero, I consider 'one' to be 'zero' so I'm going with 'two' because it served its purpose for me. See, I said I was kind... "